• Reading is Approaching.

    Hiiiii! August is here, Reading is in 3 short weeks and my tits are already buzzed off. Now of course I attended for the first time last year so I’m obviously the queen of festival rules, OBVIOUSLY. Therefore, you must take everything I say seriously, okay? There are a few things you should know if you are going to a festival for the first time so let’s begin… I’m going to start off with something quite rank but hey ho, it’s me here. The toilets…the toilets are vile. Please take many a wipe and place it on the toilet seat to avoid touching any previous pee that a drunk person…